job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yours
i remember the first time i watched this video bruh i think i cried
this article is not real so stop spreading it around check the sources before you make something like this go viral
I’m just putting this out there: do not accuse me of being high and mighty when the pictured suspect is Dylan Schumaker who was charged for the murder of his girlfriends son. His sentencing was 25 years to life.
"oh i forgot to make dinner"
"guess we’re having takeout tonight!"
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